‘The Rules of Attraction’ Was My College Experience

Yall, I was thinking back to my college years and I think the best way to explain it all is through The Rules of Attraction [2002].
Did yall read the book by Brett Easton Ellis?
Did u even know it wuz a book b4 a movie?
Did u think it wuz ‘arty’?

Did it portray the novel in a ‘good’ way?
Did it remind U of college parties U attended?

Did u get a boner when U saw Ian Somerhalder show off his bangin’ bod?

Did u just ‘fall in love’ all ovr again wif Jessica Biel?

Did the movie remind U of the time U and yer childhood fuck buddy reunited?

Did it remind U of the time that emo/Myspace gurl killed herself in the dorm bathroom?
Did U ever attend a ‘Dressed 2 Get Screwed’ party?
Did U ever ‘experiment’ in college?
Wut wuz yer college experience lyk?
Did U break alot of ♥s?
(Source: cumpoundgerald)
Remember the Russian Lesbes Who Turned Out to Be Str8?

t.A.T.u. - “All the Things She Said” [2002]
OMG yall I luved t.A.T.u, wut abt U?
all the things she said running through my head
running through my head running through my head
this is not enough
this is not enough
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Did Yall evr buy the album?
Did U like the Russian version better?
Remember when 1 of the lesbes got pregnant and it turned out they were str8?

R they still 2gether or is t.A.T.u. splitsville?
Which Russian LesBB were U?
(Source: cumpoundgerald)
Who Did U Get ‘Undressed’ Wif?

Yall remember that awesome show on MTV, Undressed [c. 1999-2002]?
Remember how it never had the same characters on there, and wuz impossible to keep up with the ‘storylines’?
Remember how low-budg it wuz? Did it remind U of a softcore porn?

Did it give U good sex ‘tips’?
Did it confuse U abt sex?

Did u get yer ‘fashion’ inspo from Undressed?

Who did U get ‘undressed’ wif?
Do U still watch Undressed? [Season 1 & 2 currently online]
Are other shows like Skins & Degrassi as ‘edgy’ as Undressed?
(Source: cumpoundgerald)
Going 2 Gadzooks, Need Me to Pick Anything Up?

Yall ever go 2 Gadzooks [c. 2000-2003]?
Want me 2 Pick anything up while I’m there?
I can get U a ‘posh’ silver-ball necklace
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Can get u a “I’m with Stupid ➽” tee

Can get u those 4-Wheel Skechers U’ve been wanting

Need me 2 get that Scorpion belly button ring that yer BF won’t get u?

Need me 2 get that bead necklace 4 yer ‘side dish’?

I think yer kinda low on yer Curve perfume, want me 2 pick sum up?

Or did u want 2 try that stuff that Sugar Ray promotes, Candies?

Just b sure 2 let me know what U want, Yall.
Lot’s of great shit @ Gadzooks
Love the VW Bug in the store…so ‘quirky’
#Busy @ Gadzooks
(Source: cumpoundgerald)
GOING 2 A PARTY, NOT GONNA FORGET MY MOTOROLA TALKABOUT

Remember when u got a Motorola Talkabout b4 a cell phone? [c. 2000-2002]
Isn’t it weird/interesting/funny how these are totally ‘out’ now yet all evry1 uses their phones 4 is txting?
Gonna go 2 a sick ass party 2nite and sport my TLKABT.
Won’t B able 2 TXT any1, but I’ll still look ‘kewl’ whipping it out and pretending 2 txt ppl or telling ppl they can use it.

Who did u always txt on yer TLKABT?
#BRING BACK TLKABTs
(Source: cumpoundgerald)
Yall…I can’t decide which ‘humor’ tee 2 wear out 2nite…
Being a Texan I totally want 2 go for the TX 1, but I dunno if my dick is ‘buzzworthy’
Might just wear my Idaho 1, wut do ya’ll think?

Is a pun with a state’s name still ‘relevant’ or is it way 2kL8?
Am I representing the 2k0s brand ‘ironically’?
Do I look good in my bathroom .PNG?
(Source: cumpoundgerald)