Yall, I was thinking back to my college years and I think the best way to explain it all is through The Rules of Attraction .
Did yall read the book by Brett Easton Ellis?
Did u even know it wuz a book b4 a movie?
Did u think it wuz ‘arty’?
Did it portray the novel in a ‘good' way?
Did it remind U of college parties U attended?
Did u get a boner when U saw Ian Somerhalder show off his bangin’ bod?
Did u just ‘fall in love' all ovr again wif Jessica Biel?
Did the movie remind U of the time U and yer childhood fuck buddy reunited?
Did it remind U of the time that emo/Myspace gurl killed herself in the dorm bathroom?
Did U ever attend a ‘Dressed 2 Get Screwed' party?
Did U ever ‘experiment' in college?
Wut wuz yer college experience lyk?
Did U break alot of ♥s?